January 2012
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I'm friends with a dead person from high school on...
… he gets more birthday greetings than me.
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Day 18 of not fucking with my hormones anymore
My skin is still clear. I’m not constantly thinking about how terrible I am at life. I’m staying inside all day because it’s cold, I’m playing video games and doing script work, NOT because I’m anxious to leave the house because I think everyone hates me and I might run into all the people that hate me. I am a generally more happy and less of a humongous bitch.
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Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cook Book →
meganamram: Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts! FRUIT SALAD INGREDIENTS: 1 lb. bag of Skittles 3 cups ranch dressing DIRECTIONS: Mix well. Serve room temperature. -
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Jan 17th
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That awkward moment when...
… Facebook suggests your boyfriend’s ex as a friend… when your boyfriend is sitting right there looking at Facebook with you. Damn you, Regina, and how everyone has a billion mutual friends!
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My face when I found out Wes Anderson is making...
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The Barbtian Chronicles: That One Time When Patton... →
barbaragray: I witnessed something really gross happen last night. Something I wish I’d never experienced. I saw one of my heroes be a total asshole. I was booked on a show called Odd Thursdays at the Palace, a Chinese restaurant in Los Feliz. There is a small upstairs room that has become home to a few… Alright. I’ve been twittering up a storm about this, so I’ll write a...
Jan 7th
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Amanda Palmer talks about her marriage to Neil... →
Quite a long read, but definitely worth it.
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December 2011
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Today I learned...
That I enjoy movies with female protagonists more than I thought. Also, that Howie Mandel voiced Gizmo in Gremlins.
Dec 11th
Top Five (not so) Guilty Pleasure Movies That I've...
5. Anastasia 4. What a Girl Wants 3. Blue Crush 2. Coyote Ugly 1. Xanadu *This may also just be called “Amy’s Favorite Movies”
Dec 11th
vegansaurus!: Find the real milk? If it's all the... →
vegansaurus: Oh, the food lobby. In its latest move, the California Milk Processor Board is trying to discredit milk alternatives like almond and soy milk with a new website that asks you to “find the real milk.” Anybody who regularly enjoys milk alternatives knows that non-dairy—a.k.a….
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Note to middle-classers sticking up for the rich:...
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November 2011
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Linguistics Homework Is Better With Naughty...
Major Word Classes Verbs i) Intransitive - Takes no object (1 participant) eg) I masturbated. ii) Transitive - Takes one object (2 participants) eg) I fucked you. iii) Ditransitive - Takes two objects (3 participants) eg) I fucked you on the bed.
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